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March 5, 2014 / notxkcd

not xkcd 68 – Movie night


You know those Danger Hot Do Not Touch signs? You know you’re not supposed to touch them, but some of you (myself included) touch them anyway? That’s how I am when it comes to scary movies. I know the movies are gonna be scary, but I still watch them. Sometimes. As for Event Horizon, that movie was fucked up. It was years before I decided to watch it again. And it was still scary second time around.

Transcript below:

Dan: So, what did you get up to last night?
Bob: Alice invited me over. We had our first movie night together.
Dan: Nice, what movie?
Bob: Event Horizon.
Dan: Interesting. Did she choose it?
Bob: Yup. She’s an interesting girl, bit of a dark side to her.
Bob: I remember seeing that movie years ago when it first came out. I was at the cinema with this girl and I was eating a slice of pizza. Something happened on screen that jumped the bejeezus out of me, and the pizza flew up into the air and landed in my lap!
Dan: Ha! Ha! Hoo, dude are you serious?
Bob: I do not like horrors or scary movies. So anyway, we’re watching the movie and her cat decides to get all cozy on my lap.
Dan: And?
Bob: Well, the scary bit comes along and it’s true: cats always land on their feet.

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