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May 17, 2014 / notxkcd

not xkcd 85 – Online dating 4


I know exactly how Major Tom feels. I am, on average, a few thousand kilometers away from women who OkCupid say are 90+% matches for me. Actually, he’s a helluva lot closer since he’s only a few hundred km away (ignoring the fact that his distance is vertical). Oh well.

Transcript below:

Major Tom: Curly1981 looks like she has a nice personality, wait, hang on…oh, that can’t work.

Major Tom: Oh but hey, trapeloroad looks friendly and she’s into Monty Python, hang on a sec, oh crap. That’s a pass.

Major Tom: Maris01..hmm…athletic, into the outdoors, let’s see, what kind of guy is she for, okay, check, check, check, check. Damn. Oh well, four outta five isn’t bad.

Major Tom: No, no, no, no, pass, pass, pass, pass, damn, damn, damn, damn…

(p.s, don’t know who Major Tom is? Shame on you! So long Major Tom, we’ll miss you!)

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