not xkcd 87 – The Forest of Envy

Welcome to The Forest of Envy. Inspired by and thanks to Melissa (and Ernie).

Transcript below:

Dan: Stanley’s wife just bought him a sweet boat.

Bob: Lucky stiff.

Dan: That’s not all, she’s paying for a new house with a custom built man cave for him!

Bob: Geez, I’m envious!

Bob: What the hell?! Where am I?