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June 12, 2014 / notxkcd

not xkcd 94 – Why can’t we be friends? 2

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I’ve often thought about this. When humans, and jelly beans, are threatened by an external force, we will all come together. No matter the colour of our skin (or beans), or where on Earth we call home, or what our position in life is. We will all stand united against the aliens who feed on humans and candy.

Transcript:

(POOF!)

Red Jelly bean: What the…where am I?

Blue Jelly bean: What the heck is going on here?

Red Jelly bean: Hey, chubby, who the hell are you and what are you doing here? I was here first!

Blue Jelly bean: Who are you calling chubby, Mr. Lard Guts! And who says you were here first?

Blue Jelly bean: Hey man, where I’m from, we don’t like your kind!

Red Jelly bean: Oh yeah? Well why don’t you head on back to your one-horse town, you blue skinned freak!

Blue Jelly bean: Why you red skin, lily-livered, weirdo, I oughta…WHAT THE?!

Red Jelly bean: C’mon punk, what you got? What you lookin’ at?

Both Jelly beans: AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bob: Mmm…Jelly beans!

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