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June 20, 2014 / notxkcd

not xkcd 96 – The Art of War



Red Jelly Bean: Hmm… Sun Tzu compares military tactics to water. Water runs away from high places and moves downwards. In other words, it takes the path of least resistance. So in war, I should be like water. Avoid the high places, the strengths of my enemy, and move downwards. Attack his weaknesses!

Red Jelly Bean: But what weakness does that blue jelly bean suffer from Hmm…

Red Jelly Bean: MWAH-HA-HA-HA! I know exactly what his weakness is! Victory shall be mine!


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